
30-04-2009, 03:30 AM
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تاريخ التسجيل: Jan 2006
مكان الإقامة: ¨°o.O مصر الحبيبة O.o°"
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Chocolate Calculator
Peace be upon you
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING
DOWN FIRST
It takes less than a minute
Work this out as you read
Be sure youdon't read the bottom
until you've worked it out
This is not one of thosewaste of time things, it's fun

1-
First of all, pick the number
of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (morethan once
(but less than 10
2-
Multiply this number by 2
just to bebold
3-
Add 5
4-
Multiply it by50-- I'll wait while you get the calculator
5-
If youhave already had your
birthday this year add 1759 ..If you haven't, add1758.
6-
Now subtract the four digit year that you wereborn.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was youroriginal number
i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate
each week
The next two numbers are
! YOUR AGE
!!! Oh YES, it is
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE ITLASTS
BY

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اللَّهُمَّ اقْسِمْ لَنَا مِنْ خَشْيَتِكَ مَا يَحُولُ بَيْنَنَا وَبَيْنَ مَعَاصِيكَ
وَمِنْ طَاعَتِكَ مَا تُبَلِّغُنَا بِهِ جَنَّتَكَ ،
وَمِنَ اليَقِينِ مَا تُهَوِّنُ بِهِ عَلَيْنَا مُصِيبَاتِ الدُّنْيَا ،
وَمَتِّعْنَا بِأَسْمَاعِنَا وَأَبْصَارِنَا وَقُوَّتِنَا مَا أَحْيَيْتَنَا ، وَاجْعَلْهُ الوَارِثَ مِنَّا ، وَاجْعَلْ ثَأْرَنَا عَلَى مَنْ ظَلَمَنَا ، وَانْصُرْنَا عَلَى مَنْ عَادَانَا ،
وَلاَ تَجْعَلْ مُصِيبَتَنَا فِي دِينِنَا ، وَلاَ تَجْعَلِ الدُّنْيَا أَكْبَرَ هَمِّنَا ، وَلاَ مَبْلَغَ عِلْمِنَا ، وَلاَ تُسَلِّطْ عَلَيْنَا مَنْ لاَ يَرْحَمُنَا
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