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Chocolate Calculator
 Peace be upon youYOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH  This is pretty neat DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST It takes less than a minute Work this out as you read Be sure youdon't read the bottom until you've worked it out This is not one of thosewaste of time things, it's fun  1- First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (morethan once (but less than 10 2- Multiply this number by 2 just to bebold 3- Add 5 4- Multiply it by50-- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5- If youhave already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..If you haven't, add1758. 6- Now subtract the four digit year that you wereborn.  You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was youroriginal number i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week The next two numbers are ! YOUR AGE !!!  Oh YES, it isTHIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE ITLASTS  BY 
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. اللَّهُمَّ اقْسِمْ لَنَا مِنْ خَشْيَتِكَ مَا يَحُولُ بَيْنَنَا وَبَيْنَ مَعَاصِيكَ وَمِنْ طَاعَتِكَ مَا تُبَلِّغُنَا بِهِ جَنَّتَكَ ، وَمِنَ اليَقِينِ مَا تُهَوِّنُ بِهِ عَلَيْنَا مُصِيبَاتِ الدُّنْيَا ، وَمَتِّعْنَا بِأَسْمَاعِنَا وَأَبْصَارِنَا وَقُوَّتِنَا مَا أَحْيَيْتَنَا ، وَاجْعَلْهُ الوَارِثَ مِنَّا ، وَاجْعَلْ ثَأْرَنَا عَلَى مَنْ ظَلَمَنَا ، وَانْصُرْنَا عَلَى مَنْ عَادَانَا ، وَلاَ تَجْعَلْ مُصِيبَتَنَا فِي دِينِنَا ، وَلاَ تَجْعَلِ الدُّنْيَا أَكْبَرَ هَمِّنَا ، وَلاَ مَبْلَغَ عِلْمِنَا ، وَلاَ تُسَلِّطْ عَلَيْنَا مَنْ لاَ يَرْحَمُنَا 
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